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Is Team Obama behind the kneecapping of Joe Biden?

The Chicago Way

Give Joe Biden credit: without him we wouldn’t be currently facing a popcorn shortage.

It is delicious to watch Slow Joe being consumed by those he helped create:

According to the standards of culpability that Biden has articulated in similarly conflicted situations, however, it’s an open-and-shut case. Perhaps no major American political figure has so consistently championed the erosion of due process for those accused of sexual misconduct. Even if Flores’s claims might be unprovable, distorted, or simply wrong, changing the culture about sexual misconduct and mistreatment of women requires that we accept her version of events. Biden will now learn firsthand how the mantra of “believe all survivors” has the effect of presuming the guilt of the accused.

And while this whole scenario is wildly entertain it begs a more serious question:

Who is orchestrating The Takedown?

Don Surber thinks it’s Team Obama:

As of last night, Biden was up to four accusers, plus as vice president, he forced Ukraine to fire a prosecutor who was investigating Biden’s crooked son, Hunter.

Some say Bernie Sanders is behind this expose, but I suspect the Obamas. They saw him up close and personal for eight years. In 2016, they backed their arch-enemy over their vice president.

Bernie will be next.

That’s actually a pretty plausible observation.  Obama has a Long Memory and the “clean and articulate” slight is probably as fresh in The One’s mind as it was  decade ago.

Ruthless assassination of enemies carried out by by underlings has been The Chicago Way since the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre.

Of course Donald Trump could put an end to all this identity politics business once and for all simply by declaring himself the nation’s First Female President:

On Tuesday, Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) warned that the Equality Act would erase sex-based distinctions by enshrining transgender identity in law. He presented a concrete example to get Democrats to realize the negative consequences of the legislation.

“Consider this possibility: if President Trump were to say, ‘I am the first female president,’ who would celebrate that?” Gaetz asked. “Would those who support the legislation think that’s a good thing or would they be dismayed?”

There would not be enough mops and buckets in this world to clean up all the exploded heads…

 
Bruno Strozek

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