The Thousandth Day

Cue the Splody Heads

Today marks one thousand days since Donald Trump became the 45th President of the United States.

And a Glorious Thousand Days they have been.

Because the best part of those thousand days is that The Left, The Media, The Screaming SJW’s and NeverTrump have not been able to do a damn thing about it and it is driving them Completely Insane.

Well done El Donaldo!

“Whom the gods wish to destroy they first make crazy…”

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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