We’ve been down this road before, but since the incomparable and indispensable Kurt Schlichter has elected to take his battered and well traveled Yugo down that twisted highway the rest of us may as well follow along too.
In a post over Townhall way entitled Pardon Everyone (Except That Rat Cohen) Schlichter lays out the ration for Donald the Santa to slide down every chimney in The Swamp and dispense socks fulla pardons (along with a lumpa coal here and there in addition).
The best rationale is, of course, that it’s the 100 Megaton Nuke-Leer Bomb of Crazy-Making that leaves nothing standing or alive (cockroaches and Keef Richards excepted).
Schlichter smartly observes that El Donaldo is gonna face the Hangman at the Impeachment Gallows anyway so why not go The Full Major Kong and ride that Pardon-laden Instant Immolater right down inta The Swamp’s gaping maw.
Talk about must-see TV!
From Schlichter’s Post:
Let’s stop pretending that America in 2018 has a “justice system.” It’s not a justice system. It’s a set
of elite institutions that swing the law like a sledgehammer to crush threats to the ruling class’s
monopoly on power. You know, threats like the people we elect to represent our interests against the
elite. And we are under no moral obligation to pretend it is anything else.
This painful to admit it, but we need to grow up. There are two sets of law in America today,
meaning there is no rule of law in America today. Oh, there are statutes, and there are courts, and
there are agencies full of people with guns willing to enforce the will of aspiring tyrants, but there is
not rule of law. There is only power, theirs and ours. Time to get woke to the undeniable fact that
the Fredocons deny up and down. Justice is no longer blind. Her blindfold is off and she’s picking
You are not one of her favorites.
Now we have Robert Mueller and his pack of Democrats – literally including lawyers who
represented the Clinton crime syndicate – seeking out a crime, any crime, or any non-crime, that
they can use to undo the results of the election. No Russian collusion? Ok, well, then, uh, paying off
a couple of extortionist tramps is a…um…hmmmm…a campaign finance violation for some reason
who cares TREASON!
See, that’s part of the scam. If you apply laws in a bizarre and inexplicable way that no one can
foresee, you can jam-up people who could have never imagined that their conduct was illegal.
Creative charges, matched with prosecutorial discretion that always means charging the hell out of
the conservative dissenter and always letting the liberal elitist off, and the ruling class has a powerful
tool to dismantle the opposition.
They are not even pretending now. Imagine, just imagine, if Trump had erased 30,000 emails that
were under subpoena. Hillary did, and it’s cool. Andrew McCabe and Comey lied through their teeth
to Congress. They’ll never be charged. Ever.
This is all a lie and a scam. And Donald Trump can and should use his pardon power to highlight
this fraud before he drives a stake into the heart of the elite’s soft coup play.
He should pardon everyone.
I mean everyone.
Pardon Flynn, and Manafort, and Papadopliswhateverhisnameis. Pardon Stone and Corsi. Pardon
Don, Jr., Jared, and Ivanka. Pardon Melania and Barron. Pardon Pence, and Pence’s pets.
And then he should pardon himself.
For everything. Take it all off the table. Strip the elite of its ability to coerce perjury and ruin lives for
the sin of dissenting.
Pardon everyone, for everything.
It’s all a lie and a scam anyway, and there’s no sense pretending this is all some kind of legit truthseeking exercise in support of lofty and noble principles.
Oh no, they’ll impeach him! They’re going to impeach him anyway. He might as well flip them this
bird first. When they get 67 senators, we can start caring. Until then, pardon this, jerks.
Oh, and he should pardon the whole Obama/Hillary clown car crew too. Pardon Obama, pardon the
Harpy, pardon Clapper and Brennan and Comey and McCabe and the whole crew of liberal
conspirators. Why not? They will never, ever, not in a zillion years, not even if they were caught on
video having their confessions being notarized, be charged with anything.
List their sins, in detail, and pardon them for their myriad crimes. Hang it all around their horned
heads, and make them howl in outrage with an act of unwanted, utterly vindictive grace. They were
never going to face justice for what they did anyway, so why not?
Yeah, corrupt elite still has the power to maliciously prosecute, but we, through our President, have
the power to nullify it. And the President should use it. Just don’t pardon Michael Cohen. Cohen’s a
rat. Let him sip pruno in the pokey.
Give yourself an early Christmas present and read the whole thing.