Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the newest, youngest Democratic Socialist muppet to be elected to the House of Representatives has been attacked ever since she was inaugurated. Critics have hit Ocasio-Cortez on her apparent lack of basic economic knowledge, despite having supposedly studied economics. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has also been blasted for whining about how she won’t be able to afford an apartment in Washington D.C. until after her hefty government paycheck kicks in.
Some might say that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is being unfairly attacked because of her youth. Ocasio-Cortez has become the youngest member of the House of Representatives at the tender age of 29.
Others would opine that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is being slandered unjustly because of her race. Everything is about race these days, so why not?
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez herself, however, has hit upon the real reason her critics keep attacking her. She took to Twitter to let the world know that she has it all figured out.
The actual fear driving the attacks on my clothes, my checking account, my rent, isn’t that these folks are scared that I shouldn’t represent people in Congress.
It’s fear that they’ve allowed their riches, their privilege, + their bias to put them to a point where they can’t.
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) November 20, 2018
Yeah! Take that you rich fat cats! You’re just scare because…um…wait, what?
Confused? You’re not the only one. The rest of Twitter had no idea what the hell Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was talking about either.
I’ve read this three times… it doesn’t make any sense.
— Jeremy Lehrman (@jeremy_lehrman) November 20, 2018
I keep saying can’t what??
— Rebekah (@winkgnz) November 21, 2018
Very confusing statement
— BC (@BC__67) November 21, 2018
… where they can’t … what? This is grammatically incorrect, and completely nonsensical.
— Denise Bonfilio (@DeniseTheDriver) November 21, 2018
This makes no sense.
— Brian Quinn (@BquinnNC) November 21, 2018
— Matt Cracco (@Cracco_cain) November 21, 2018
— They Call Me Back Door Santa (It’s a Song) (@InGamesWePlay) November 21, 2018
— Varsha Pandey (@varshapandey13) November 21, 2018
I really want to like you but these sentences make no sense.
— ConnectFour (@stoolth) November 21, 2018
I don’t know what’s scarier-Ocasio-Cortez herself, or the people who think they actually agree with her.
A good point. Would add that some elected officials you describe do not want to represent voters, but instead want voters to shut up and stay out of the way while they do what they promised their funders they’d do. To these electeds, voters preferably oblivious, silent, passive.
— Jan Richards (@MrsRoadshow) November 21, 2018
No, it wasn’t a good point. It wasn’t any point at all. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez simply tweeted out a word salad that vaguely referenced Socialist talking points and threw it onto the Internet. I’ve had more meaningful dialogue with a robo-texter while I was sitting on the toilet.
Seriously if anyone out there can translate Ocasio-Cortez’s thoughts into something halfway coherent please let me know. I’ll submit your name to the Nobel committee, because the ability to understand that level of stupid deserves a large cash prize of some sort.