Garbage Pail Kids: Politico calls Trump Supporters “Garbage People”

The Absolutely Unbiased Press was at it again this week.

Politico reporter Marc Caputo had a bit of fit about the Florida Rally and referred to Deplorables as “garbage people” with very bad dentures:

“If you put everyone’s mouths together in this video, you’d get a full set of teeth.”

Since he was only honestly reporting it came as a big surprise to ol’ Marcy that a few folks took umbrage at his remarks.

To give him thin credit, he did make a non-apology apology and tried to walk back his characterization of El Donaldo’s  supporters as  dental impaired dumpster-divers:

 I need to apologize for tweeting caustic remarks after seeing a reporter berated & abused. Hate begets hate. My comments referred ONLY to those jeering and swearing at the man, not a broad swath of people. But the fault is mine for causing confusion and feeding anger.

You know, this would be wearisome if it wasn’t so prevalent and predicable.

The arrogant press are so consumed with Trump Derangement Syndrome that they just can’t help themselves.

As far as any media-related change of circumstance forthcoming in the foresable future We Deplorables (toothless and otherwise) are best to follow some Oliver Twistian advice: expect nothing of Those People so when we get nothing it’s not a yuge disappointment.



Bruno Strozek

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Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

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