The Art of the Fail

Desperate Times call for Desperate Snark.

“Art of the Fail”, “Death of The Salesman”, “Played Again, Sam”, “The Bunny of Wall Street”, “Die Not So Hard”, “Politically Dead Man Walking”, I could go on but you catch my drift.

Ever wonder how Micheal Corleone wudda felt if he had gone into the restroom during his meeting with Virgil Sollozzo and ended up returning to the table faced with Sonny & Clemenza’s Nightmare Scenario?

Well, there’s a lotta Deplorables feeling that way today.

And since King Dealmaker is Hot to Trot with Mueller fresh on the heels of Friday’s clusterfark I’m figuring we need to start thanking Our Lucky Stars that we had a good year and a few months of Trump before The Worm Turns Completely and we’re left with 18 months of Placeholder Pence.

To pinch a phrase from The Cements, come November it’s not gonna be so much a Blue Wave as a Receding Red Tide.

We all knew it was gonna be a longshot, but we staked our bets, drew the cards and held our collective breath.

In Vegas, in Atlantic City, in The Swamp and in Banana Republics world wide The House Always Wins.

Gotta start playing the Powerball again.

The odds are better…


Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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