So I was gonna headline this “Woke & Poke” but I figgered this was a PG-13 blog and that there would be Excessive Commentary from The I Heart Nancy DeVos contingent so I left it as it was.

From Megan Fox @ PJ Media:

Glamour magazine’s Korey Lane has a problem. Apparently, if there’s a Trump supporter in a #MAGA hat within ten feet of her, her pants fall off and she ends up in bed with him. In her latest article “Help, I Can’t Stop Hooking Up with Trump Supporters,” she hilariously writes:

“I started arguing with a  Trump supporter at a bar and then before I knew it, I was waking up the next morning in his bedroom. There were flags everywhere: Ronald Reagan’s face was emblazoned on one of them, “Don’t Tread On Me” made an appearance on another.”

The poor dear. What a shock to wake up to a person who loves his country instead of a room plastered with posters of Chairman Mao and Che Guevarra. But it wasn’t a one-time lapse in judgment. She went back for more, and more, and more.

 

 

With all the caterwauling about how Donald Trump and everyone who supports him is “literally Hitler,” it seems those same people might be harboring some sexual attraction for the Deplorables. There’s a dirty little secret that the unhinged sobbing millennials have been hiding underneath their salty tears. Some of them have taken to Twitter to complain about sex dreams with Donald Trump.

 

No woman wants a man she can push around, walk all over, or beat in an arm-wrestling match. Politics be damned. That’s not how biology works. (Now, I realize I may be talking to biology deniers, but you asked “why can’t I stop?” and this is why. Biology.) Women are naturally attracted to alpha males and not that gamma guy in a onesie with fragile wrists. The left has emasculated their men to the point of putting them in dresses and sending them into the ladies’ room. It’s no wonder you need to shop outside your herd. Why the heck wouldn’t you?

 

Read the whole thing.

Twice.

Three times if you have the stamina…

(Hat tip to Instapundit)

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