Weekly Gaming/Tech Thread #27 – Foolish April Edition

Welcome to the latest version of the weekly gaming & technology thread here at the Sparta Report. Here we place politics on the back burner (for the most part) and geek out over the nerdy things in life.

What Are You Playing This Week?

The nice thing about the Nintendo Switch is that I can play console quality games on something like a tablet away from the big screen. Of course I do prefer my games on larger screens but playing Breath of the Wild in bed has been interesting. The latest Legend of Zelda is all I’ve been able to dedicate time for thanks to this – how about you?

NOTE: We’ll start mentioning the Nintendo Switch as the ‘NSW’

Gaming Headlines

April Fools Gaming Round-Up

Sega Releases An 8-Bit Bayonetta On Steam & A Countdown As A Part Of Their April Fools Joke 

Snake Pass: PS4 Vs NSW

Not Funny – Amazon Warehouse Deals Seller Sends Customer An Original Wii In A Switch Box

Valkyria Revolution Vanargand Edition Launches June 27 (PS4/XB1)

Early Switch Sales Outpacing The Early PS4 Sales In Japan

Chatter About PS4 Exclusive Days Gone Coming In Q3

New Screenshots Unveil New Arenas For Splatoon 2

Microsoft Hasn’t Forgotten About Phantom Dust (New Screenshot)

The Video Games=Violent Children Brigade Loses Another Paper

Mad Catz Interactive Files For Bankruptcy, Ceases Operations

Every time PETA Goes After Video Games, A Vegetarian Converts To Bacon 

Mega Man Is Coming To The Cartoon Network In 2018


Destiny 2 “Rally The Troops” Trailer (PC/PS4/XB1) – Done in plenty of time before April 1st, Bungie officially unveiled the sequel to their not-Halo FPS game. This will launch on Sep. 8th. As the end of the trailer says, Not actual game footage

Destiny 2 – “Rally the Troops” Worldwide Reveal Trailer

The fight to take back our home begins September 8th, 2017. Pre-order Destiny 2 to get early Beta access: From the makers of the acclaimed hit game Destiny, comes the much-anticipated sequel. An action shooter that takes you on an epic journey across the solar system.

Sega Unveils Total War: Warhammer 2 (PC): This is part two of three for Sega’s Total War series. It seems to be doing pretty well on Steam although I have not played any of the WH games to comment further:

Total War: WARHAMMER 2 – Announcement Cinematic Trailer

Defend your world. Destroy theirs. Sequel to the award-winning Total War: WARHAMMER, Total War: WARHAMMER II introduces a breathtaking campaign of exploration, expansion and conquest across The New World. As one of four unique Races, players will seek to save or disrupt the Great Vortex and decide the fate of the world.


Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Trailer (NSW) – Now that it’s April 3rd, it has been a whole month since Nintendo launched their latest game console. That also means that a new update to Mario Kart is just a few weeks away. To build on the hype, Nintendo released this trailer:

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Souped-Up Trailer – Nintendo Switch

It’s time to get out your racing gear because Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is coming to Nintendo Switch on April 28th! Learn More About Mario Kart 8 Deluxe! #Nintendo #NintendoSwitch #MarioKart8Deluxe #NintendoTrailer Subscribe for more Nintendo fun! Visit for all the latest!

The Last of Us Part 2 Will Be Coming To The Xbox One (and PS4) – I never understood what all of the fuss was about with The Last Of Us as site after site was obviously being bought off to proclaim it the Best Game Ever Made. Not every actual gamer agreed with that assessment but regardless, the game sold well so a sequel was certainly in the works. Now it turns out that it will not stick solely with Sony’s flagship game console as it will be headed to the Xbox One as well.

The Last of Us Part II – PlayStation Experience 2016: Reveal Trailer | PS4

The Last of Us Part 2 The Last of Us Part II – Reveal Trailer The Last of Us 2 May contain content inappropriate for children. Visit for rating information.      © 2016 Sony Interactive Entertainment America LLC. The Last of Us is a trademark of Sony Interactive Entertainment America LLC.

Skycurser, an Independently Made JAMMA Arcade Game Is Now Officially Available – Do you have an old JAMMA arcade cabinet and want to add something new to it that looks like it is from the 90s? Skycurser might be for you, having been created by an indie dev group out of Indianapolis. I have had the game for over a year myself, having been one of the first beta testers for it. It has come quite far since that initial build and is available in both upgrade kit and dedicated cabinet forms at a price well-below the average prices of new games these days (which tends to be around $8000).

SKYCURSER – Arcade Experience

Uploaded by SKYCURSER on 2017-04-01.

Spider-Man PS4 Title Launching Q4 2017 (PS4) – This generation of gaming has had an odd ‘slow burn’ feel about it with exclusive content taking its time to arrive. Sometimes the results are worth the wait and others, not so much. If you are into Spider-man and have a PS4 then later this year should prove to be exciting unless the game sucks. As a reminder, Insomniac Games has made sure to “speak out” against President Trump and his immigration stances, which I am sure was worth the wasted time as they did their little part to fight against American security so they could win virtue signaling points.

Spider-Man PS4 E3 2016 Teaser

Marvel and Insomniac Games team up to create a brand-new, authentic Spider-Man story exclusively for PlayStation 4. Take control of an experienced Peter Parker who is more masterful at fighting crime. © 2016 MARVEL © Sony Interactive Entertainment America LLC. Developed by Insomniac Games

Game Music of the Week: Something Mystical (Otomedius Excellent) – I watched a sneak preview of a documentary called Touching Sound this past weekend and there they interviewed Japanese game music creator Shinji Hosoe. That led me to look him up and he has quite the resumé of work. Here’s one of his songs from the shoot ’em up Otomedius.

Shinji Hosoe – Something Mystical

From “オトメディウスX(エクセレント!)オリジナルサウンドトラック OTOMEDIUS Excellent! Original Soundtrack”

Homebrew of the Week: Paprium (Sega Genesis) – One of my “guilty pleasure” genres is that of the beat ’em up or the brawler. The glory days of the brawler lasted between 1987 and 1993, with the advent of 1v1 fighting games causing interest in co-op fighting games to drop hard. If you are into the genre and still have a Sega Genesis then this new effort by WaterMelon Corp. should be of interest. It is aiming for a September launch and they have already put together this late 80s/early 90s style ad to promote it:


Pre-order now on PAPRIUM is a new 16-Bit, post-apocalyptic, outrageous brawler game. PAPRIUM is the biggest Mega Drive / SEGA Genesis game ever made and features multiple game modes, 24 Levels and up to 5 Selectable Characters! This is a brand new AAA Mega Drive / SEGA Genesis game, developed from the ground up, to be released in 2017!

Technology Headlines

H1-B Visa Fraud From A Silicon Valley Tech Firm? PUT ON YOUR SHOCKED FACE

Tesla Autopilot Car Hits A Police Motorcycle

Patent Awarded For A New Anti-Radiation Treatment That Eliminates Cesium-137 From The Body – Would be interested to hear Human_Being’s take on this as the post reads like one of those weird paid-for ads

HTC Introduces An Eye-Tracking VR Ad Service

System Admin Decides To Create Havoc On His Way Out, Now Faces A Decade Of Prison Time

You Might Begin Hearing The Term MXR More Often In The Near Future

Foxconn Sees Annual Sales Decline For The First Time Thanks To iPhone Sales Lag

The $3500 Gaming PC From The Year 2000


April Fools From The Youtube alternative site is at it again, using their increasingly popular platform to poke fun at the Youtube behemoth. Here is a direct link to the video in case your browser has an issue with the embed below.

Vidme’s video – Introducing | Vidme

Vidme – the world’s most creator-friendly video platform

Razer’s Project McFly – Another April Fools joke albeit this one was a bit more elaborate than most others I’ve seen.

The Hovering Mouse – Project McFly | Razer

Happy April Fools’! Rise up to the challenge, elevate your game and bring entertainment to new heights with the World’s First Hovermouse – Introducing Project McFly: Tweet us or share on Facebook using #ElevateYourGame telling us how Project McFly will elevate your game.

Fun With Magnets  – Always useful for for slow news days:


Subscribe: 7 very cool tricks with magnets you should know and see! Google:

Repairing A Giant Tire – Another slow news day sorta thing but fascinating either way:

Repairing $30 000 Damaged GIANT Tire – Extreme Tire Repair Kit by REMA TIP TOP

This video explains how to repair giant earthmover vehicle tires with solutions created by Rema Tip Top. Rema tip top is a company with German origin, founded in 1923. It is specialized especially in the manufacture of equipment for tires repair.

The New Space Race: When I was down in Florida a month ago, we took the opportunity to visit Kennedy Space Center. While there, they were talking quite a bit about their new rocket design and the goal to reach Mars. They have an entire exhibit dedicated to all of that, showing the new tech required to get people out that far to another planet. Here’s a much shorter video that discusses the new Space Race between NASA, SpaceX and Blue Origins – that said, China is working at it all too but I doubt anyone will care until they actually achieve something (bonus: if they can do so without stealing all of our tech, #lolyeahright):

The New Space Race to the Moon between NASA, SpaceX and Blue Origin

Moon missions are becoming a bit like buses, it seems as though you wait the best part of 50 years for a return trip to the moon, then within a matter of weeks, two, turn up at once.

Space Pr0n Of The Week: Pluto’s Blu-Rays – Ok, not the video/storage discs but rays of dim light that are cast through Pluto’s tenuous but blue atmosphere:

New Horizons v2.0 on Twitter

‘Blue Rays’ (Unwrapped and enhanced version)

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