Slouching Towards Kleptocracy

Banana Republic


government by those who seek chiefly status and personal gain at the expense of the governed

banana republic

a small dependent country usually of the tropics, especially one run despotically


government by the worst people
We’re less than a week out and after Tucker Carlson’s interview with the Not Yet Late Tony Bobulinski the Election should be over.
(Bobulinski didn’t kill himself t-shirts coming soon to the Sparta Store!)
That would be assuming we live in a Not Insane World, which, of course, we don’t.
So The Choice next week for all the Low Information voters, Suburban Wine Moms and the like comes down to this:
Four more years of a rude, brash New Yawker who Tweets Mean Things or four months (tops) of a visibly demented but otherwise basically invisible Godfather of a Kleptocratic Family who will just STFU and leave Americans alone while he and his pals go back to grifting and looting the public trough as usual.
At least until Kamala Harris takes over and The Real Fun begins.
So the outcome seems like it’s a Real No Brainer and it has all the indications that’s the way it’s going to go.
Unfortunately probably not in the way we hope…
Bruno Strozek

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Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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