Bring Out Your Dead Open Thread Monday – Thursday UPDATED WITH VEEP PLEXICAGE MATCH FEED

Not dead yet; actually feelin’ better…

Bring Out Your Dead!

Cast in order of Appearance:

Dead Collector: played by The Deep State

Guy who wants the other guy dead:  played by The Left & Media

Guy who is getting better and wants to go for a walk: played by Donald Trump

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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