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Your Bruno’s Back Mid-week Open Thread

Hey, la-di-la, Your Bruno’s back!

Your Bruno’s back and you’re gonna be in trouble.
(Hey, la-di-la, Your Bruno’s back.)
When you see him comin’, better cut on the double.
(Hey, la-di-la, Your Bruno’s back.)
If you’ve been spreading lies he knows wuz was untrue.
(Hey, la-di-la, Your Bruno’s back.)
So look out now ’cause he’s comin’ after you.
(Hey, la-di-la, Your Bruno’s back.)
And he knows that you’ve been tryin’,
And he’ll know if you’ve been lyin’.
He’s been gone for such a long time.
(Hey, la-di-la, Your Bruno’s back.)
Now he’s back and things will be fine.
(Hey, la-di-la, Your Bruno’s back.)
You’re gonna be sorry you were posting trash ooh.
(Hey, la-di-la, Your Bruno’s back.)
Kuz now he’s got The Ban Hammer back from Pu…
(Hey, la-di-la, Your Bruno’s back.)
What made you think he’d believe all your lies?
(Ah-oo, ah-oo.)
You’re a big Cementer now, but he’ll cut you down to size!
(Ah-oo.)
Wait and see!
Your Bruno’s back, he’s gonna save Sparta’s reputation
Piss him off you’ll take a permanent vacation.
(Hey, la-di-la, Your Bruno’s back.)
La-di-la, Your Bruno’s back!
La-di-la, Your Bruno’s back!
–apologies to The Angels
(In all fairness The Original has gotta be the catchiest little ditty about impending assault and battery ever tho…)
 
Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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