(Thanks go out to Limerick G.M.O. for suggesting this.)
Step right up and take a ticket! Throw your darts to see who will be Joe BiteMe’s Vice Presidential nominee.
No one is too far out! Anyone can be the Biden pick. Throw the name out and see if you are right. Winner gets to pay their own way to New Jersey to hang out with Joe in his basement.
Don’t forget your comb. His leg hairs need a good brushing.
I shall begin with my assessment:
- Liz Warren is out of the question. Bite Me does not have enough hair for her to scalp him and become President if elected.
- Tammy Duckworth loses out on the bid. Though Biden likes her, she is not “trans-ethnic black.” So she is not a viable candidate.
- Gretchen Whitmer Is a stronger possibility but does not make the grade ultimately. Pros are that Biden can smell her hair and kiss her. Cons are that she has shown herself to be a total idiot by “banning” buying garden seeds in her state.
- Kamala Harris is a no go. Though she will offer “everything” to be Biden’s running mate, including working on her “heels up” positions, she is a Black Widow Spider and would be plotting to get rid of him immediately upon becoming the VP candidate. Dr. Biden would ensure that “Heels Up” would get nowhere near Old Joe.
- Former NSA member Susan Rice could be a distinct possibility. But Rice has a major problem. Rice will lie over anything, including whether she woke up that morning on the left side or right side of her bed. She would be totally supportive of Biden, like with Obama, which Biden would enjoy.
- House member Karen Bass is the final person on the Biden short list. She is black and stupid, two key criteria for being named. She supports Scientology which Biden interprets to mean she is a scientist. She is not well known outside of Southern California, which is an asset to naming her.
Looking at the potential candidates that Biden is considering, there can only be one perfect person to join Biden on the ticket……………Cousin Brunoetta!
Brunoetta has groomed herself for this day! She is perfect to join Biden on the Democratic Presidential ticket!
GO COUSIN BRUNOETTE!!! KICK AND THEN KISS SOME ASS!