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How does this one from early May 2016 hold up?


The Donald, The Ozzie and The Zeitgeist of 2016


In Ozzie’s theorem, Trump hits the ground with all that it takes to be an “Agent of Structural Change”: rich as all get out, ornery as a hungry ‘coon in a cage and willing to Burn This Bitch Down come what may. Interestingly, this is also the genesis of the Left’s fear of Trump – that he will be a Splenglarian Caesar, ushering in a New Totalitarianism which will compete with their Politically Correct version.

Fortunately, this is a misreading of Spengler’s work. In Spengler’s view, only through the ascendancy of a “New Caesar”, someone unbeholden to the corrupt money and political systems of the past, can the cycle of cultural decline and death be regenerated anew.

Trump is the quintessential Right Man in the Right Place at the Right Time.  It’s almost as if someone like him didn’t exist, the historical karmic universe would have to invent him.

Freaky, huh?

If you are as convinced as I am, that there is an unstoppable, almost predestined, tidal wave of change coming, then the prospect of President Trump looks more like a Civilizational and Historical certainty rather than a cosmic fart.

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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