Sparta Weekend Open Thread

Your Place to Shelter in Place

Cementer sent Rubbish this and thought it would make a good OT.
Ten Things that May be in the past
Sitting on Santa’s lap
Sharing a lick of your ice cream cone
Being the dealer in a card game.
The public water fountain
Blowing on dice
Salad Bars Samples at the grocery store
Sharing binoculars at a game
Fitting rooms for clothes
Blowing out the candles on a birthday cake. (Want a piece?)
Your turn Spartans!!
Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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