Minneapolis is Burning Weekend Open Thread

Sparta’s Place to Shelter in Place

Two things:

I’ve seen a lot of Weirdness in These Here Parts over the years but seeing people walking, driving or riding bike ALONE wearing masks is just creepy strangeness.

And of all the pathetic, incompetent and  venal Mayors I’ve endured over the years Jacob Frey, the current Boy Mayor, is hands down the most pathetic, incompetent and venal I’ve ever seen.


If The Riots don’t spread to Other Cities over the weekend I’ll eat my Bat Gruel cold for a month…

Update (Doomberg, May 30, 4:30 EST):

The rioters seem to be massing outside the fifth precinct, and there are concerns this could go on for many more days.

Update (Doomberg, May 30, 8:40 EST):

It’s looking bad in Minneapolis as 7,000 protesters seem ready to swarm the embattled fifth precinct, which barely fought them off last night.

Bruno Strozek

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Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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