Five Albums for Social Distancing During the Chinese Virus Plague

Weekend Open Thread Saturday and Sunday

So if you had to take five and only five albums with you to a desert island for the duration of the quarantine from the Woo Han what would they be?

I’d go with a greatest hitz five pack:

5. The Very Best of the Beach Boys – Sounds of Summer (The island has a beach right?)

4. The Very Best of The Doors  (Until the end…)

3. The Band – The Last Waltz (live) (Robbie Robertson laying down some mean licks, plus Dylan, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, Van the Man and Neil Freaking Diamond for eff’s sake!)

2. Classic Sinatra – His Great Performances 1953 -1960 (Frank doing it His Way, Uncle Bruno doing the same…)

1. A Decade of Steely Dan  (If I could only bring one this is it. It’s got everything and stays fresh on every new listen.)


That should do it.

And I’m never going back to my old school…

Bruno Strozek

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