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BREAKING: Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Hospitalized With Infection

Here we go again!

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Hospitalized

Once every fiscal quarter America is informed that Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the Supreme Court’s oldest serving justice and progressive icon, has had some sort of health scare. Justice Ginsburg has had several bouts of cancer over the years, the last of which took her out of action for weeks after recovering from treatment for pancreatic cancer.

Earlier today the Supreme Court announced that Justice Ginsburg has been hospitalized with an infection.

Thankfully, Ginsburg’s latest stay-cation at Johns Hopkins wasn’t caused by the Shanghai Shivers, but a benign gallbladder condition. Although I’m not sure how a “benign gallbladder condition” can land someone in the hospital.

Justice Ginsburg has already been treated for the infection, and is planning to join the Court for remote oral arguments via telephone tomorrow morning.

That didn’t stop Leftists from freaking the hell out and offering to give Justice Ginsburg something, anything, that might have the slightest chance of keeping her alive through the Trumpenreich.

What are you going to do, cupcake? Gonna throw a tantrum in mommy and daddy’s basement?

Of course, thoughts and prayers are useless when its Republicans sending them up. Only honest, God-denying Leftist prayers have any real power.

*Four years and 8 more months. Fixed it for you.

Is that better or worse than hoping and praying with ever fiber of your being that every mass shooter is a white boy with a hard on for Trump?

Given that Millenials are the most unhealthy generation since…well, ever, I think Notorious RBG would be better served by sticking with her own organs.

I wish Ruth Bader Ginsburg a full and speedy recovery because I’m not a garbage human being who can’t see past their own politics for any reason.

At the same time, though, I’m kind of looking forward to the complete and utter meltdown from the Left if she does happen to die just before the election.

You think 2016 was bad? You ain’t seen nothing yet!


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