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The Worst James Bond Movies Ever

A 007 Pack of April Fools

007  On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

006  Diamonds Are Forever

005  Live & Let Die

004   View to a Kill

003   The Man with the Golden Gun

002    Moonraker

001    Octopussy


Roger Moore is the runaway leader appearing in five of the Worst Bonds.

Sean Connery should have stuck to his Walther PPK after he said never again following You Only Live Twice.

That Guy Who Nobody Remembers did a serviceable job on the Queen’s behalf but good Lord, he was following Sean Connery.

He had about as much of a chance as The Monkees following The Beatles.

Quantum of Solace gets Bonus Points for Worst Title.

Vodka martinis spilled, every damn one…




Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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