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Brunostradamus Chinese Virus Spring Prognostications

Also Wednesday Open Thread PRESSER LINK NOT ADDED

Brunostradamus has risen from his Seer’s Slumber and casts his latest prognostications (maintaining proper social distancing of course):

Quatrain 1:

The DNC demands a Hail Mary;

Joe will pick Mooch as his VP and

There will be glee and rejuvenation in Donkdom.

The 25th Amendment will beckon with

An unstoppable nostalgia ticket.

 

Quatrain 2:

The Chinese Virus will slyly hide in summer;

A New Normal will emerge but

The economic damage and

Social re-normalizing will prove

A long term detriment vexing Trump.

 

Quatrain 3:

A Great Battle will be joined

For distance voting and the

Harvesting of ballots.

Establishment GOP weasels and loozers will

Seize their opportunity to kneecap the Bad Orange Man.

 

Quatrain 4:

The lure of Fat Stacks will

Keep unemployment high

Even as small business try

To regain balance on 

Their Balance Sheets.

 

Quatrain 5:

The Bat Gruel

Will stay cold.

Sparta will stand

Unbowed in The Coming Storm.

And Pu and Rubbish will soon see Their Munny...

 

Brunostradamus is exhausted and needs to return to The Seer’s Slumber.

Make of these prognostications What You Will…

 

Bonus Quatrain:

The Seer of Sparta is

Busy with Important Things

Thereby someone else

Shall the Wednesday Presser Link

Enjoin in The Cements

 

 

 
Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

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Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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