Brunostradamus has risen from his Seer’s Slumber and casts his latest prognostications (maintaining proper social distancing of course):
The DNC demands a Hail Mary;
Joe will pick Mooch as his VP and
There will be glee and rejuvenation in Donkdom.
The 25th Amendment will beckon with
An unstoppable nostalgia ticket.
The Chinese Virus will slyly hide in summer;
A New Normal will emerge but
The economic damage and
Social re-normalizing will prove
A long term detriment vexing Trump.
A Great Battle will be joined
For distance voting and the
Harvesting of ballots.
Establishment GOP weasels and loozers will
Seize their opportunity to kneecap the Bad Orange Man.
The lure of Fat Stacks will
Keep unemployment high
Even as small business try
To regain balance on
Their Balance Sheets.
The Bat Gruel
Will stay cold.
Sparta will stand
Unbowed in The Coming Storm.
And Pu and Rubbish will soon see Their Munny...
Brunostradamus is exhausted and needs to return to The Seer’s Slumber.
Make of these prognostications What You Will…
The Seer of Sparta is
Busy with Important Things
Thereby someone else
Shall the Wednesday Presser Link
Enjoin in The Cements