in ,

The Woo Han ushers in a slice of Introvert Heaven

Peace and Quiet

Social psychologists tell us that there are essentially two kinds of people in the world: Those with loaded guns and those who dig.

Oh wait, that was The Man with No Name talking to Tuco at the end of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.


Let me start over.

Social psychologists tell us that there are essentially two kinds of people in the world: Introverts – who make up about 25-30% of the world on a good day and Extroverts – those who comprise the vast majority.

Introverts wake up in the morning with a full tank of energy which is depleted through social interactions throughout the day.

Extroverts wake up grumpy and needing a cup of Joe and an early morning staff meeting to get their engine running.  Social interaction charges their Energizer Bunnies.

The Chinese Woo Han Virus has given us Introverts a World of which We Have Only Dreamed – social distancing and, if we are lucky, no one-to-one interpersonal social interaction at all.

The Chinese Plague has a silver lining after all…

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


Leave a Reply

Leave a Reply


Even in the Middle of the Chinese Coronavirus Pandemic, Dems’ TDS Remains Their Top Priority

Mr. Bull Horn Guy