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We’re all gunna diiiieeeee!!!!!!

In case you haven’t been paying attention to the Donk and media spin, The Woo Han is about to drag each and every last one of us off This Mortal Coil and in short order.

You can be sure that CNN, ABC, NBC & CBS all have some variation of graphics declaring AMERICA UNDER QUARANTINE: DAY XX ready to go.  (This is how Ted Koppel and Nightline brought down Jimmy Carter in 1979 – although that was not their intent; it just worked out that way).

This time tho the Intent will absolutely be there.

As the Woo Han continues to termite it’s way through these United States there will Panic, Fear and Loathing promoted by social media as well.

Hey look, Your Uncle Bruno was one of the lucky winners of the H1N1 Lottery back in 2009 (I bought my ticket in Buffalo, Wyoming of all places – how it became a Bird Flu Hot Zone is a Mystery for the Ages).

Ten years later I don’t wanna be getting the Cipro 5 pack again thank you very much.

The difference I see is that The Lightbringer was in charge and the media immediately went into protective fluffer mode around the epidemic while today there is A Giddiness that The ChiKnees are going to be able to do what Pussygrabbing, Rooshin bots, Pooty Poot, The Mule, the Vindeman Twins, Nanzi & Chuck and Fat Jerry & Pencil Neck couldn’t – which is bring down The Bad Orange Man.

If you or me or Gramma or Gramps or even healthcare workers and researchers are rendered collateral compost then it Is A Price Well Worth Paying using Bernie’s 1% credit card.

There is disagreement amongst The Highly Talented and Lowly Compensated staff here at Sparta Report on strategery.  Your Uncle Bruno holds steadfastly to the belief that El Donaldo needs to supplement The Pressers with a Prime Time Address to the Nation on the Woo Han and that it needs to happen this week.

If he can do that without taking gratuitous shots at the Hoaxers and the Donksters he will at the worst buy time, buy a little trust, buy some good will and possibly stem the bleeding on Wall Street.

With Joltin’ Joe having gone away the nation turns it’s lonely eyes to you Mr. President.

Don’t let us down…

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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