Plague Spring 2020

A least there are scarves…

I haven’t had any coffee yet and I’m starting the day cranky.

If I have to see & hear one more of these sorry-ass IMAGINE sing-a-long deals I might just start screeching like a Yoko Ono solo.

What I want to imagine is no Hollywood narcissists screaming for attention because their ChiKnees paymasters were to inept or too venal to keep the damn Bat Plague under control.

Keep your social distance in the cements, Spartans.

I can’t imagine any of you not posting…


(Philly is on a roll.  The rest of you better up your games…)

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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