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My Own Operation Kaos: I’m voting Bernie!

Soop Tews is here!

Well the long anticipated Culling of the Herd has arrived.

Come Wednesday morning everyone but The Geriatric Trio will have been tossed outta the cage in the middle of the ring.

Here in Minnesotastan we are having out first primary in years and years and I will be Pulling the Lever for Crazy Bernie.

It’s a dual logic:

  1. Because Crazy Bernie will be the End of the Donk Party as we know it.  The Clintonistas will be finally history ash-heaped. With The Squad ascendant and a Bernie/El Donaldo race we’ll have A Choice not an Echo election.
  2. Because to get a Donk ballot in Minny you hafta sign up with the DFL at the polling place and your registration is public domain. I see it as an insurance policy against Marauding Antifa and Black Lives Matter thugs on the morning of November 4. (Think of it like a Charleton Heston-esque insurance policy a la The 10 Commandments…)

It would be wrong to suggest Spartans engage in a similar Operation Kaos scenario in your own state so I won’t suggest you all mosey on down to the polls and cast one for The Bernie.


This is a win/win: either Trump wins in a landslide or you’re getting more Free Shit than anyone can possibly imagine.

Seems like a No Brainier and Your Uncle Bruno is An Expert on that…

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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