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Alamo Joe

The Deep State’s Last Stand

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With stories all over The Internets laying out the details of a Biden Administration we are being treated to how The Deep State (and DNC) plan to make November 2020 their last stand against the surging hordes of Trumpy Deplorables already inside the gates of The Swamp’s Walled Palace.

Any political junkie knows what’s going on here: The Powers That Be have selected a doddering and pliable dementia case as The Alamo for all the connected, monied, pampered and sleazy Inside Players in the hope that The Suburban Wine Moms will prefer Grampa Drool Cup to Mr. Mean Tweets.

If somehow Alamo Joe manages to get dragged over the finish line in front of El Donaldo the all then the DNC liars and thieves and their Deep State cronies will be home free – no worries about an Unfettered Bad Orange Man unleashing Special Prosecutor Hell upon their Evil Cabal and reassurance that Trumpian Fundamental Change is dead in the water and sinking fast.

With Alamo Joe safely and happily sniffing the furniture in the Oval Office The Chicago Jesus and his team will essentially be The Puppet-masters Behind The Throne.

And with a Female Figurehead Veep waiting in the wings for The 25th Amendment Coup to play out Mordor will once again hold The Ring of Power.

To misquote a hoary old tome:

“You can’t fool all of the people all of the time but if you pick the right time to fool them once you’re gonna be just fine.”

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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