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What if Trump really is a Rooshin Stooge? Part 2

A Blast from the Past

The more things change the more they stay the same.

A blast from the past thirteen months down the pike.



Regular readers of These Electronic Back Pages here at Sparta Report know that Your Uncle Bruno is not usually the sharpest knife in the drawer on the elevator that doesn’t quite go to the top floor and that his scribblings are best washed down with large quantities of sodium.

Still, like a sight-impaired feral razorback Your Uncle Bruno does occasionally stumble upon a rare fungi of wisdom.

This post is probably not it.

However if you take to heart the old saying that “If your enemy says they want to kill you then you own them the courtesy of taking them seriously” then we are presently in a position requiring us to Hear Them Out.

The Political Opposition is saying “Donald Trump is a Russian Agent” (as they have for two years now) so it might be A Good Thing to take that claim at face value and explore what it would mean if Said Supposition is indeed correct.

If The Mueller Investigation is ready to declare that Trump is sly ol’ Vlad Putin’s very own 007 in employ of the Kremlin it follows that the political earth is about to shake more than it did when The Meteor slammed into Gaia at the end of the Cretaceous.

We are at the precipice of The Mother of All National Crisis.

As Joe Biden once so sagely said: “That’s a Big Effin’ Deal.”

This is probably not an exhaustive list of What It All Means but may be a good starting point.

First and foremost, it means that the Soviet Union/Russia won the Cold War.

There is no other way to look at it. Russia was able to recruit, infiltrate, compromise and install A Stooge of Their Choosing in the White House.

What a coup!

And the choice of said Stooge was beyond brilliant: a hyper-capitalist with personal tentacles reaching into politics but also the financial world and Hollywood. A Stooge who established a world-wide brand and media presence long before being activated to Make His Move in politics.


Talk about Deep Cover.

Secondly, this Putinist spy network manged to avoid ALL DETECTION of The Plot for years if not decades.  In fact US intelligence operatives (FBI, CIA, NSA, etc) only discovered the nature of The Operation after it was Mission Accomplished.

A miss that enormous makes the Iraq/WMD debacle look like Tiny Taters –  talk about non-essential government workers…

America’s John & Jane Q Public should be rightfully alarmed as to what else has been missed by those tasked with securing the national interest given this massive failure.

Third, in an amazing feat of jujitsu, The Russian Stooge has convinced a large portion of the American public that it is in the country’s best interest to have a stable, secure and well-defined border to stem the tide of illegal immigration from Central America.

What better way to cripple the Accepted Progressive Wisdom of the proposition that Diversity is Our Strength than to promote nationalism and secure borders?

Obviously Comrade Putin fears an America strengthened by the importation of criminal gangs, low skill workers and drugs was so severe that he was willing to Roll the Dice by running a Manchurian presidential candidate proposing to secure borders thereby irreparably harming the United States.

Number four: Pooty Poot has effectively brought about the end of the two party franchise in American politics.

If the Republican party is so inept that they nominated a Russian Agent over the sixteen other choices they presented to the Party Faithful in 2016 then does that party really deserve to exist?

If the GOP cannot keep it’s own house in order it has no business ever being in a position to govern ever again.

It should be disbanded and all Party Officials and Politicians should be investigated for their possible complicitness in Trump’s Collusion/Treason.

Also, what of the 63 million fools, dupes and chumps who voted a Russkie Benedict Arnold into the White House?

Isn’t a weak “I didn’t know” just a pale echo of what Your Average German said after Hitler version 1.0 was disposed of in 1945?

Is a mea culpa from these mentally deficient Deplorables enough or should there be be an additional price paid in public humiliation or worse.

Perhaps some type of remedial training faculty could be established. Or better yet, make them all apply for and pass A New Citizenship test similar to the one required of legal immigrants.

Another great concern: how many votes were really changed in several key battleground states?.What was the method?  How was this feat pulled off?

A national commission to review the 2016 election needs to be impaneled poco pronto because The American Public deserves answers.

Fifth: what about all policy and law enacted while The Collusionist Traitor was behind the Resolute Desk?

Given that the purpose of the Trump Administration was to line the pockets of La Familia Trump,  weaken the United States and advance the cause of Putin and Russia would it not be prudent to negate all policy and action going back to January 20, 2017?

All legislation and appoints need to thoroughly examined if if necessary reversed/negated.

It goes without saying that both VP Pense and SCOTUS Justice Kavanaugh need to step down pending public review of their tenures.

And finally, in the number six spot, what of the role of The Fifth Estate?

Where was the Investigative Journalism that is supposed to ferret out this kind of Grand Conspiracy?

Donald Trump has been a public figure for what, fifty years or thereabouts?

Nobody at NBC thought to vet his background while he was raking in Big Bucks for the network while running his TV show.


Were the Suits and Big Cigars at The Network silent partners in Putin’s Circle of Evil?

Follow the damn money – every last dime in every venue and on every platform.

Something as monstrous as the elevation of a Russian Stooge to the office of the Presidency doesn’t just happen between sunset and sunrise.

If Donald John Trump, 45th President of the United States is indeed an agent of a foreign government then a whole lotta other people in Washington, New York and Hollywood have a whole lotta ‘splainin’ to do about their roles in enabling this American Tragedy to come to pass.

Anyway that’s the best Your Uncle Bruno can do right now.

Listen, if Trump is, as The Conventional Wisdom of The Left stands, a Rooskie Stooge I wanna know every damn last iota of who, what, when, where, how and why and I don’t care what it costs and how long it takes.

If it’s serious, then IT’S SERIOUS.

Every Card, every Shred of Evidence, laid out on The Table, no redactions, no “it’s classified” – total public transparency.

Because if The Allegations are true I want to know everything, in granular detail.

If Trump is really A Russian Stooge then that shouldn’t be too much to ask….

Original post here.

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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