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SOTU: Better Angels or Scorched Earth?

Trump’s Choice

Well El Donaldo will have another first on Tuesday night when he becomes the first president to give a State of the Union address after being impeached.

If all goes well with The Plan Cocaine Mitch will deliver The Acquittal on Wednesday.

I have an Angel and Devil sitting on each shoulder as to how I would like to see The Trollmaster of All Universes Known and Unknown proceed with the speech.

The Devil says Trump starts the speech after the applause ends by turning around, smirking at Nanzi and saying: “Well, I’m still here” and then mocks her by doing a golf clap before turning around to point at Cocaine Mitch and giving a thumbs up.

He then goes Scorched Earth on the Deep State, refers to the article about The Coup from Real Clear Politics and reads from it saying the names of the coup participants, including the name of Whistlehoaxer, out loud.

Basically goes the Full Roy Cohen and challenges The Donks to get up and walk out.

My Inner Devil would be thrilled and howling with laughter and glee.

No doubt it would be joyous, glorious and Majorly Cathartic.

The Angel on my shoulder says the best use of what will be a massive TV audience would be to Take the High Road; stress the past three years of all the great accomplishments that The Media bury and minimize, focus on building a Bright Shining City Upon a Hill and generally confound the legions of Trump Haters in both The Press and Donkdum.

A few mild tweeks and gentle jabs – done with good humor (Scott Adams says Trump is the funniest president since Lincoln, which is pretty good company.)

Offer a legislative agenda olive branch For the Good of the Country type deal knowing that like the Palestinians Nanzi and Chuck will never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

But he will have made The Effort, which is, I think, very import in an Election Year.

Yes, I know The Deep State/Donk/Squad/MSM Complex is never going to stop and that probably by Friday there will be yet another well-planned out “bombshell/scandal” dropping.

But my poli-sense tells me that a goodly majority Out There is now pretty fed up with all This Crap and Round Three will backfire bigly.

So I’m going to depart from the Conventional Wisdom of my fellow Gruel Gobblers here at Sparta and throw in with The Better Angels.

The Cements await ya’ll…


Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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