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Trump State of the Union

President Trump is set to give this year’s State of the Union speech before the House of Representatives this evening. Trump’s speech comes on the eve of the Senate’s expected acquittal of President Trump on the non-crimes of Abuse of Power and Obstruction of Congress.

Capitalizing these “crimes” makes them scarier.

Impeachment hasn’t had the desired effect on President Trump’s numbers. Rather than tanking, President Trump’s approval ratings have soared in the latest Gallup poll.

That’s right, Gallup.

According to the latest survey released by Gallup, 49 percent of Americans approve of the job Trump is doing as president. The poll was taken from Jan. 16-Jan. 29 — which covers much of the period during the trial. (Although it does not factor in Friday’s 51-49 vote against witnesses being called.)

What has powered the Trump surge? The economy, pure and simple. Gallup reports that 63 percent of Americans approve of the Trump economy. Not only is that a high for the Trump presidency, but it’s also a number that tops former President Barack Obama’s high of 59 percent in that category — a mark that Obama reached during the early months of his administration. (Obama, per Gallup, never topped 45 percent in economic approval rating after 2010.) The last president above 63 percent economic approval was George W. Bush in the months after 9/11.

But Trump is on the rise in other categories as well. The passage of the USMCA trade deal helped Trump reach 50 percent approval in foreign trade. And despite initial, widespread criticism about his handling of Iran, 47 percent approve of Trump on foreign policy.

Why can’t these brain dead hicks understand that Orange Man Bad is literally Hitler and is killing all those kids he’s putting in cages???

Speaker Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will not be attending tonight’s State of the Union speech.

From what I can tell no one really cares that she won’t be there. That hasn’t stopped AOC from acting like she’s the center of every Republican’s world, however.

Maxine “Scream Queen” Waters will not be attending either cause peachmint.

Someone might want to let her know that after tomorrow President Trump will no longer be impeached.

Dollar Store Mr. Clean, Ayanna Pressley* has also refused to attend Trump’s State of the Union.

More seats for actual patriots if you ask me.

I would say that President Trump is expected to tout his economic and foreign policy successes. I’d also say that he plans to bash the ever living hell out of Communism…err…Democratic Socialism. I am, however, completely obsessed with the fact that AOC won’t be at tonight’s State of the Union.

The State of the Union is expected to begin at 9:00 PM EST.

You can watch President Trump stick it to the Commies here:

Unless you’re also obsessed with AOC, in which case here’s 10 hours of her dancing (thank you, Internet):

*Yes, I know Pressley has alopecia. No, I don’t care. Not even a little bit.


Written by Radius

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