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Happy Acquitmas! Update: ACQUITTED FOREVER!!!

The End

Acquitmas Day is here!

This Peechmint is over.

On to The Next Peechmint!

(You know it’s coming Spartans…)

Update: The voting begins with the reading of the “charges” against President Trump. Watch on the live stream below:

Update: The US Senate finds President Trump not guilty on Article 1-Abuse of Power 52-48. Two Independents and Traitor Mitt vote to convict.

Update: Yup.

The next vote is on Article 2: Obstruction of Congress. I expect we’ll see pretty much the same result, with Traitor Mitt being the lone Republican voting to convict because “MUH PRINCIPULS!!!”

Or something.

Update: 53-47 against Article 2: Obstruction of Congress. President Trump is officially acquitted of these sham charges!

Update: Loser Hillary Clinton has a sad.

Update: The woman under federal investigation for marrying her brother in order to defraud immigration officials is beside herself with anger.

Update: Noted terrorist sympathizer and raving psycho is enraged.

Update: House GOP Leader Kevin McCarthy has the perfect response.

 
Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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