Around Sparta it’s “you snooze, you looze” so my post-debate post-mortem post is riding as the caboose on today’s train of offerings.
If ya’ll haven’t finished chewing on the leftovers from the Donk Nightmare in Nevada yet here’s Your Uncle Bruno’s take:
Winner: Joe Biden made a rare foray into semi-coherence last night. Joementum lives!
Winner: Lizzy Warren decided to ride the surfboard Tulsi Gabbard used on Kamala Harris all over Mike Bloomberg. Horse faced lesbians everywhere have found their champion. (No word on the lying dog-faced pony soldier vote yet though…)
No Change: Bernie ranted and gesticulated and generally ran his usual socialist shtick effectively. It was a three yards and a cloud of dust performance – solid but not flashy. He’s still The Favorite for The Whole Enchilada.
No Change: Mayor Pete stuck to his talking points and while he didn’t lose ground he didn’t gain any either. (Pete also sported the worst five o’clock shadow since Dick Nixon in 1960…)
Loser: As for Amy, Klomentum came to a screeching halt. Emphasis on screeching…
The Biggest Loser: Bloomie found out what it was like to be tossed into a school of piranhas last night. It was quick, bloody and painful. And the still twitching corpse’s bones were picked at randomly for the remaining one hour and fifty minutes.
All in all it was a more gruesome affair than The Chainsaw Scene in SCARFACE.
It was glorious…