What is the Next Trump “Scandal” Bombshell?

“I’ll take Secret Whistleblowers for $100, Alex.”

As Peechmint drags itself to its weary and inevitable conclusion you can bet your bottom dollar The Donk/Deep State/Media complex already has the next “Trump Scandal Bombshell” ready to explode across CNN chyrons in airports around the world.

What-o-what will it be?

A Sex Scandal? (Minneapolis StarTribune went with this one today)

A Forbidden Word Scandal?

A Financial Scandal?

A Rooshin-Yoo Crane Type Scandal?

A Fill-in-the-Group Children in Cages Scandal?

A Secret Indictment from the Southern District of New York Scandal?

The sky and your imagination are the only limits!

Have at it in the cements Spartans.

First prize is a Weekend with Cousin Brunoetta.

Second prize is Two Weekends with her – so bring your A game…


Oh, and I wanna post this just cuz it’s so spot on it makes Cousin Brunoetta’s head go The Full Linda Blair:

Top 8 Reasons Trump Already Won Impeachment


Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


The Laboratory of Democracy is Working, but Only if We’re Watching the Results

Peach Mint Day -xx (What does it matter at this point?)