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That’s Not Paul Krugman’s Child Porn, Honest!

Why…why would you say this on Twitter?

Remember back when PizzaGate was a thing? Some anons on 4chan and other like-minded websites insisted that the world was being controlled by a shadowy cabal of elite, rich pedophiles using euphemisms like “cheese pizza” to refer to their illicit perversions. The kicker was everything was centered around an obscure pizzeria in Washington, D.C.

Normal people (normies) insisted that PizzaGate wasn’t real. It was all in the heads of a few crackpots looking to troll the Internet. None of it was true, the normies insisted, and for a while I was inclined to believe them.

Then Jeffrey Epstein “committed suicide” just before he was presumably getting ready to turn in some very powerful people.

Now, economist and left-wing whackadoodle Paul Krugman is insisting that he was “hacked,” and that someone is using his IP address to download child porn.

No, seriously, he tweeted about it earlier this afternoon for some weird reason.

Why in the world would you volunteer that you were hacked and your IP address is being used to download child porn on your computer? Isn’t that the sort of thing you would want to keep extremely quiet?

Furthermore, why would you post something like that on freaking TWITTER? Does Paul Krugman not realize that this Internet thing is forever?

I have so many questions about this incident. Surely, Paul will intervene to set things right and explain everything that’s been happening.

Oh good! Because when I want to investigate cyber crimes such as someone illegally downloading child porn using my IP address I naturally turn to the Times!

I can hear the wheels turning in your heads right now as your brows furrow in a vain attempt to understand the situation. “Wait a minute,” you cry. “Doesn’t this sound like an excuse someone would use while guest starring on To Catch A Predator?”

Actually, it does. The rest of Twitter wasn’t buying Paul Krugman’s excuse that he was hacked either.

Yes, please. I was under the impression that QAnon was a cabal of super-secret MAGA warriors working to bring down the corrupt Deep State from the inside on behalf of President Trump. Apparently, though, it’s an actual act of some kind.

Not if she’s smart. Then again, if she was smart she probably wouldn’t have married Paul in the first place.

The main question before us is this: is Paul Krugman a dirty, rotten pedophile, or is he the victim of some intricate cyber criminal attempting to “QAnon” him?

The simplest explanation is usually the one that’s true. I leave it to you to decide which one that is.

 
Radius

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