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The Rigged Election turns into The Rigged Impeachment

Resist we must…

It occurred to me when I sat down with the Sunday edition of the StarTribune and found two hatchet jobs prominently featured: one on Cocaine Mitch and the other on Chief Justice John Robert.

The gist was that neither is trustworthy, honest nor impartial and that The Long Awaited and Promised Impeachment and Removal of El Donaldo was going to come up short should Nanzi ever get off her pushing eighty kiester and send The Articles over to the Senate.

The Media Allies have been Johnny on the spot with the Donk talking points through out this whole debacle and they are now chumming the waters of The Insane Base with the Necessary Thoughts to prevent Complete Meltdown and Splody Head Cognitive Dissonance once The Acquittal is finally reached.

Thus heralds The MSM: Be it known to The Resistance that from this day forth The Peechmint is as rigged as the 2016 election.

You need not worry your poor widdle heads about having been completely wrong about anything for the past three years.

Nefarious Powers have The Peechmnit acquittal bagged for The Orange Hitler just as they did with the election of 2016.

The Trumpster is guilty, guilty, guilty now but because he is both stupid and cunning he has beaten The Democrats yet again in another unfair fight.

A lot of Pundits are saying that a Boris & Brexit style beat down needs to be administered in November 2020 to finally put this Whole Business to bed but I don’t think that’s ever going to happen no matter how badly the Donks get Chuck Wepnered.

They are True Believers.

You gotta give them that…

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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