In what will no doubt be an annual event, I’d like to wish everyone a Happy Shampeachment Day!
So we don’t confuse this with any other holidays, rather than saying “Happy Shampeachment Day!,” the appropriate greeting and return will be the OK hand gesture. The meaning of the OK symbol is “OK” and not any other meaning any other group might have assigned to it or have it assigned to them by the MSM. It just means what it has always meant which is OK.
Sheesh. Who would have thought I’d need to explain the OK hand gesture!
Today’s events will begin with the usual morality play in the U.S. House of Representatives. It’s somewhat similar to Handel’s Messiah in that it can be a little tedious but waiting for the Hallelujah Chorus is worth the effort.
In homage (pronounced ho-MAJ to make it sound more important and uppity) to the Hallelujah Chorus, everyone should play the Leonard Cohen Hallelujah when President Trump is impeached. I think we’ll go with the Pentaonix version:
If you’re a traditionalist, feel free to use the Shrek version:
Just like in Handel’s version, it is considered traditional to stand to honor the God Emperor when he is impeached.
Today’s events will conclude with the traditional Christmas rally.