PU Presents “The 12 Days of News Media Clowns” – Day 3

The Dumb Blonde Alisyn Camerota earns Day 3 Honors

On the 3rd Day of News Media Clowns, CNN gave to me…..3 Alisyn Camerota…….the true dumb blonde of television news.

Alisyn Camerota is a former Fox and Friends weekend co-host. She left Fox in 2014 to join CNN where she claimed that the opportunities available were far greater than at Fox. This is probably true since Camerota proved to be lousy in any role at Fox other than co-host….and that is even debatable.

Camerota loves her position at CNN. As co-host of New Day, she is able to exploit her full potential being the dumb blonde and letting her progressive credentials glow. Most important, Camerota can practice her self-righteous attitudes, her smugness and preach to the viewers at all times.

 Camerota proves her progressive side in everything she says or does on CNN. She let’s known what she believes, something she tried to hide at Fox. But even then, it leaked out more often than not.


Camerota on the Issues

Camerota is pro-illegal immigration. She finds nothing wrong with it, per her interrogation of Representative Mo Brooks when he appeared on her show.

Rep Brooks had made a statement which the Dumb Blonde found to be offensive to her sense of fair play, whatever that is.

“I fully support President Trump’s use of our military to secure the border against invasion by foreign nationals. Recent highly publicized caravans of thousands of foreigners heading for America’s borders emphasize that it is past time for Congress to reform laws that entice and reward foreign nationals who illegally invade America.”

 The word “invasion” was particularly offensive to the Dumb Blonde. She asked Brooks why he used the word invasion and was promptly told it fit the circumstances.

Not to be placated with Brook’s reply, the Dumb Blonde tried to defend immigration as being a positive for the country, and stated that there are “all sorts of numbers showing how immigration has helped the nation and served as the backbone of our economy.”

Of course, DB was conflating legal immigration with illegal immigration to support her claim. Brooks corrected her, but she was not placated.

The Dumb Blonde has also blasted “the ill-conceived Trump policy of family separations.” Of course, she omits that both Obama and Bush 43 had the same policies in effect.

The Dumb Blond is an apologist for anti-Semitism. She has constantly defended the Muslim Radical Linda Sarsour, who is anti-American, anti-Israel, supports terrorism and loves her some Louis Farrakhan.

The DB equates President Trump with fear in her virtue signaling. Seeking to align herself with  Muslim women, she said that American women should wear Islamic head scarves (hijabs) in solidarity with other Muslim women who live in fear because of Trump. We still await DB putting on a hijab in solidarity with Muslim women.

The Dumb Blonde has tried to claim that President Trump is anti-Semitic. After the Philadelphia synagogue shooting, DB noted that anti-Semitism had increased since Trump began his election campaign in 2015. Speaking with Rabbi Myers after the shooting, DB asked if he had been afraid that anti-Semitism would increase under the President. Myers did not fall into her trap, recognizing that she was trying to find another way to attack the President.

DB has great affection for the 2nd Amendment. When the Marjory Stomeman Douglas High School shooting occurred, DB gave the surviving students an outlet on her show to let them rant and rave about the NRA and firearms. David Hogg was especially vile calling the NRA “child murderers.”

Later, Dana Loesch made an appearance on the program and brought up Hogg calling the NRA  “child murderers.” DB denied it ever happened though tapes of it exist. To this day, she still denies it.

As for David Hogg himself, the Dumb Blonde raced to his defense when she learned that there were colleges rejecting his applications for admission. Her comment?

“What kind of dumbass colleges don’t want you?”

Camerota has also turned her invectiveness towards Marco Rubio in her gun banning zeal. She was “put out” that Rubio introduced a bill which would make Daylight Savings Time permanent. Speaking to a Democratic House member, Camerota whined:

“One of your colleagues in the Senate, Marco Rubio, who of course represents Florida and was there with you at our CNN town hall. He introduced a bill yesterday… It was about Daylight Savings Time. He wants to make it year-round. Do you think that helps gun violence?”

 “I guess my point is that things are being done in Congress but they’re not being done on this issue of even his home state and I just want you to explain why this would be his priority.”

Of course, in her biased mind, DB failed to mention that on March 5, Rubio introduced his “Stop the School Violence Act” and had since been promoting it for several weeks.

So was she too dumb to know what Rubio had done, or was she just trying to slur Rubio to her audience of tens of people?

For the Dumb Blonde, the real culprits are those who sell guns. In her perfect world, there would be no guns, but barring that, every gun store owner should ask the purchaser “approved” questions before selling the customer a gun – especially if they are acting weird.

The Dumb Blonde does not limit herself to gun rights or illegal immigration. When the Indiana General Assembly voted to ban abortions for eugenics reasons and preventing parents from choosing to kill their preborn children because of race, sex or disability, the DB had to respond to New Day guest Indiana Attorney General Curtis Hill. Her question to Hill and his response…..

 “Where Indiana had tried to block women from getting abortions if it were based on a disability. And I’m just curious about that one: why … why would you want a family to have a child with a severe disability?”

“The issue the General Assembly faced was not with regard to the question you posed,” Hill said. “It’s the question of the rights and consideration of the unborn child in terms of discriminatory actions of eliminating that opportunity at life. Making a decision based solely on race or disability certainly is a discriminatory practice. And no decision in terms of whether or not to have a child should be based on that solely.”

“But that confuses me because, as you know, there are lots of terminations of pregnancies based on the fact there are severe abnormalities of a fetus,” Camerota said. “And so why would you take away that choice from the family?”

“It’s not a matter or taking away that choice,” Hill said “It’s a matter of making the decision solely on the basis of not wanting a child because the child doesn’t have a particular characteristic. We certainly have examples every day of children who appear to have disabilities or concerns or problems, pre-natal, that are born and live very productive lives and parents who support those children. So it’s a matter of whether or not it’s appropriate to use that as a sole basis.”

Does Camerota channel Joe Biden? One instance of the Dumb Blond’s stupidity is revealed in this Biden like gaffe when she had the 2017 National Spelling Bee champion, Ananya Vinay on New Deal.  DB was trying to get Vinay to spell “covfefe” since President Trump had used the term covfefe in a Tweet the week before.

Several seconds of awkwardness passed waiting for the young girl of South Asian descent to respond when BD said,

 “It’s a nonsense word. So, we’re not sure that its root is actually in Sanskrit, which is what you’re probably, uh, used to using, so, I don’t know. Anyway….”

DB must have been channeling Biden when she made this absurd remark, since Sanskrit is NOT a common use language.

The Dumb Blonde hears things where nothing exists. When speaking about being sexually harassed by former boss Roger Ailes, she stated.

 “Roger casts a long shadow. I hear it in Donald Trump, I heard it in Brett Kavanaugh.”

And when talking about Kavanaugh drinking beer in high school,

 “I thought, ‘Oh, my gosh. I know that. I know that slogan. I know that syncopation of a sentence; that something is so easy. After a while, you can channel Roger. It’s just, boil it down to its most simplistic, gut-level…”

The Dumb Blond must have stayed in a Holiday Inn Express at some point in her career since she fancies herself as a medical expert. Referring to President Trumps “calcium score”, DB said:

“So in 2009 the president’s calcium score, before he was president, was 34. In 2013, before he was president, it was 98. Today it’s 133. And as you see from the little cheat sheet, fine print below, a score of over 100 means a high risk of heart attack or heart disease within three to five years.”

The DB was immediately rebuked by the Presidents Physician who claimed she was wrong and that the President was not at greater risk of health problems.

DB has also gone after the President and supporters over the Stormy Daniel’s story. Mercedes Schlap was a guest on New Day when DB went after him, challenging him over conservative values because conservatives “don’t care anymore about extramarital affairs” even though they did with former President Clinton. Schlapp responded:

 “We especially care about it when people use the government, which the Clintons did, to use their government power to try and silence women, I think that is a line that should not be crossed.”

Of course, DB did not care that the Clinton’s would be dragged into the discussion and instead, tried to alter the discussion to avoid further Clinton talk.

The Dumb Blonde has also viciously attacked her former network, her former show, and those who work there. She described Fox and Friends as having “unnecessarily stoked outrage” and “took a really myopic view of, say, President Obama or the current administration.” Her time there had been both “fun” and “toxic” or “foxic.

Oh, the poor Dumb Blonde is just so sensitive! How sensitive is she?  She is so sensitive that she had to quit Twitter because it was so “mean.”

In quitting Twitter, the Dumb Blonde had to do so in an attention grabbing way. She had to write a CNN column and turn her quitting into a “break up” letter like she would otherwise do with a jilted lover.

Dear Twitter (attn: trolls),

It’s over. I’m breaking up with you.

I know, it’s sad. We’ve been together a long time. Remember my first tweet in May 2009? “Happy Mother’s Day!” My God, listen to how hopeful I sounded.

Back then, I believed your promises — that you’d help me connect with people, that you’d be an agent for good in the world, that you’d get my messages out, that you’d help build a community. Back then, you’d surprise me with flower emojis and thoughtful comments. Back then, it was still thrilling to check in with you every day to see how many new followers you’d brought me. Those were the days.

But something’s happened to you. You’re a shadow of your former self, the one I was first attracted to. It’s no fun to be with you anymore. You’ve become mean and verbally abusive. In fact, you gross me out. You’re a cesspool of spleen-venting from people who think it’s acceptable to insult other people in public and anonymously.

 Such a flair for the dramatic, the Dumb Blonde would have made a great Drama Queen!

I could continue for hours citing various examples of the Dumb Blondes stupidity. But after a while, it gets boring. So to finish……….

Congratulations Alysin Camerato! Your flair for the dramatic, your condescending attitudes, your liberal bias and your phony fair mindedness make you the perfect selection for Day 3 of PU’s 12 Days of News Media Clowns!


Written by PatrickPu

Former Loan Officer and currently a Case Consultant and Expert Witness in Foreclosure and Lending Litigation cases. Avid follower of NCAA Football and Top 25 teams.


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