Trump is the Fourth Hanson Brother

Foil up and drop the gloves

So Peachmint is the now the flavor of the month.

But instead of talking ice cream let’s talk ice instead.

Team Donk has finally pulled the trigger and sent their Impeachment Line over the boards.

After years and years of Team GOPe being muscled around the rink by Donk & Media enforcers Team Deplorable has just the right guy on the ice to mix it up with Nanzi’s thugs in the corners.

Donny’s a grinder and he’s not afraid to crash the crease.

It’s not Meek Mittens or the Usual Republican Sally’s skating between the political blue-lines anymore; no, Donny’s not afraid to lay the lumber on the weasels – and he’ll take that fighting misconduct as a badge of honor.

Like the old joke goes, “I went to the fights the other night and hockey game broke out.”

Get ready for The Mother of All Donnybrooks…



Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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