The Donk SJW Base wants ABBA!

Anybody But Biden Already!

Poor Plugs.

All he wants is A Little Love and instead he gets a bloody peeper and pre-dementia onset campaign stylings.

Even King Barack has forsaken his former VP.  The One’s head proxy, David Axelrod, has taken to bad-mouthing The Bidenski – which is a clue for Clueless Joe that The Powers in the New Socialist Democrat Party don’t want a 77 year old verbally inept honky heading the 2020 tix.

It’s looking more and more clear every passing day that The Donk Base wants ABBA! – Anybody But Biden Already!

Dizzy Lizzy Warren seems to be the, uh, Chief Rival, for Slow Joe at this point but The SJW’s would probably take Bernie, Kamala, Mayor Pete or Charles Manson’s moldering corpse over The Bidenski.

At any rate, the prospect of ABBA! will have the Proggy Left’s voters singing I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do…

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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