Every now and again I stumble upon some real gems in my Twitter ramblings. Sometimes these diamonds in the rough are great for making fun of Leftists. Other times they’re newsworthy events. Occasionally, these random tweets are pure comedy gold.
Garbage news outlet Newsweek managed to provide some comedy gold yesterday in the form of this gut-busting tweet.
Massive semen explosion after blaze hits bull artificial insemination facility, firefighters forced to dodge “projectiles” https://t.co/5CQmbBjelW
— Newsweek (@Newsweek) September 17, 2019
I’m going to be completely honest here: I did not read the article. At all. No one with any sense reads anything Newsweek would call “news.”
No, I came purely for the replies…and they didn’t disappoint one bit.
Now that’s what I call a sticky situation
— ArchCityEric (@ArchCityEric) September 17, 2019
— Reverend Matty (@reverendmatty) September 17, 2019
— GMcKeown (@GerMcK1976) September 17, 2019
It was a jizzaster
— Phil D. Grasshopper (@GrasshopperPhil) September 17, 2019
thoughts and sprayers
— Drapery2.0 (@dondrapery) September 17, 2019
— Richie Gecko 2-0 🏁 (@VandalSavage_) September 17, 2019
Didn’t have this one on my Armageddon Bingo card.
— Boston Frenchie 🐶🆘 (@want2brd) September 17, 2019
— nonsensicaldreamer 🔜 RamenCon 2019!! (@nonsensicaIdrea) September 17, 2019
Sorry it just has a mind of its own you know ha ha
— Goggalor (@kamenism) September 17, 2019
— Chloe Luv (@ChloeLuv_PSO) September 17, 2019
I guess nobody saw that cumming.
— 451, Lasse (@rainerschund) September 17, 2019
The firefighters: pic.twitter.com/efHV3iIRu8
— WILLNEXTDOOR (@gondola__) September 17, 2019
In other news …
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) September 18, 2019
There is no other news.
This is it.
This is all we need to know.