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President Biden and The Woodrow Wilson Gambit

Going for broke…

The latest polls don’t look so hot for Slow Joe – the latest Monmouth has him down a point to both Lizzy and Bernie – 20/20/19.

Still, if the Old Donks want to Hold the Power they will find a way to drag Joe across the finish line next summer – though it may mean that Kamala or Lizzy or some other Lady SJW gets the Second Spot on the ticket.

Being an affectionado of Wild Conspiracy Theory I can easily lull myself to sleep tonight thinking about how a Woodrow Wilson Gambit would play out with President Biden.

A hundred years or so ago when Racist Woody, the last Donk CinC to be out about his admiration for The Klan (you can look it up), was running the show he stroked out and rather than turn The Ship of State over to VP Tommie Marshall (who?) the Big Donks decided that Woody be kept in a Ruthie Ginsburg-like condition and his new bride, an SJW ahead of her time, Edith Bolling Wilson would be the de facto First Woman President.

Fast forward to 2021 and given that President Plugs would already be traveling Down the Road to Dementia the Powers That Be in the Deep State could easily slip a Mickey into Joe’s morning joe and incapacitate him just enough for VP Lizzie or Kamala to take the reins of government in a way subtle enough to avoid A Bosnia Situation from erupting while Going for Broke on the Radical Left Agenda.

Hey, it’s a win/win for The Old Donks and the SJW Donks: Joe grabs on as the titular head of the Democrats but in reality the path is smoothed for the inevitable party takeover by The Squad and Mayor Pete. From a Purely Machiavellian standpoint what’s not to like here?

Good thing this is just some Krazy Konspiracy Theory from some no-account blog out there in the backwaters of The Internets…

 
Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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