The Mother of All Conspiracy Theories

Nothing to see here. Move along…

Back in The Day, long before The Internets were even a glimmer in Al Gore’s eye, The Truth was out there and was routinely spread by a now pretty much obsolete medium called Zines.

The best zines were written by haywire kooks who used to run them off on mimeograph machines and plaster the faded blue ink screeds on car windshields late at night to spread The Truth.

Ah, progress what have you done?

Now any old kook with a keyboard and an internets hook up can spread The Truth simply by pushing the “publish button”.

Since Your Uncle Bruno trolls the bowels of The Internets for the odd, the krazy and the outright psychotic he recently stumbled onto this Must Read:

An introduction to the mother of all conspiracy theories
YUB neither encourages nor recommends anyone read the above linked post although there is a certain sub-group of Spartans that will do so anyway and at their own peril.
Still, if you were a fan of Zines it’s just too good to pass up.
(YUB only became aware of this website after Notable Crank Fred Reed moved his Fred on Everything posts to this site.)
Happy 50th Moon Landing Day!
Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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