Atlas Shrugs in California

Whatever, dude.

Like the Old Testament Pharaoh, the Golden State’s silicon newer versions of Ramses and his posse are content to ride out their self-inflicted Apocalypse in the places that high tech and Hollywood built while the state’s worker (and not worker) bees deal with a new top ten list of home-roosting chicken plagues.

According to Vodkapundit (aka Stephen Green) over at PJ Media Kally is now under siege from the following:

Blackouts, typhus, poop, an army of homeless, wildfires, contaminated syringes, garbage, rats, fleas, and Progressive government — these are the Plagues of California.

They say that Everything Begins in California – which is distressing,  since if that hoary old saw is still correct it means AOC might be half right about the 12 year doomsday clock for all the wrong reasons.

I suppose I should care about the rats in LA and the pooped streets of San Francisco but my empathy-o-meter for the denizens of The Bear Flag Republic is kinda zeroed out and has been for a while.

Besides I got enough to worry about here in Minneapolistan.

As for the plague of plagues currently consuming the Californicated, I can’t wait for that remake of The Ten Commandments as a reality show…

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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