Fire up the grills, toss on the brats, chill the suds, get out the ice cream dishes and be ready for The Donks to serve up two scoops of Peachmint Ben & Jerry’s.
The Bobster’s presser Wednesday has cleared the path for Impeachment 45 and there’s nothing Speaker Nanzi can do to derail the Casey Jones Special barreling down the track in Congress’s lower chamber.
Either The Trumpster faces a Peachmint Trial in the Senate this autumn or the Donks permanently split into two parties: one of the Insane Base (AOC/Ilhan Omar/Bernie/Pocahontas et al) and the other the Grey & the Geezerly (Nanzi/ Slow Joe/The Clintonistas etc).
It’s fourth and long, two outs bottom of the ninth bases loaded, half-court three at the buzzer time for the Democrats as presently constituted.
This has been the deepest wish, the object of desire, since the Wednesday after in November 2016.
The Democrats have no choice but to go there.
Embrace your inner Rastafarian; don’t worry, be happy, cuz every little ting gonna be alright.
You’ve got seats on the glass for the greatest show on earth.
Grab me a cold one and let ‘er buck…