Who will die in GAME OF THRONES tonight?

Bye bye Jamie Lannister…

by Bruno Strozek April 14, 2019, 8:08 PM 1.7k Views 0 Votes 286 Comments

In under one short hour the final season of GoT will air and the body count will rise.

So who will get croaked tonight and six weeks from now who will sit on the Iron Throne?

My money is on Jamie Lannister being stiffed out by episode’s end this evening and Big Sister Cersi wearing the blood soaked crown at season’s end.

Come on HBO, do it for Hillary!

Game of Thrones House of Lannister President Hillary Clinton

Written by Bruno Strozek

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