Former Vice President and the Democrat party’s resident “funny uncle” (look it up) finally kicked his campaign into mid-gear Thursday with his official presidential announcement.
Almost immediately Joe Biden reached out to the Twitterverse hat in hand to beg poor Millennials saddled by decades of college debt for just $5 to continue his campaign to make America Obama again.
I just announced I’m running for President! I need the support of people like you to run a nationwide campaign that reaches every voter. But that doesn’t come cheap — and I need your support. I’m reaching out to ask, can you chip in $5 to my campaign?
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) April 25, 2019
Twitter reacted the same to Joe Biden’s appeal as they would if a homeless man attempted to “wash” their windshield for a small “donation.”
— Sharon Jones (@SharonAJones) April 25, 2019
— Michelle #PolicyOverParty 🌹 (@GratefulDog) April 25, 2019
Check in with me in 2032
— Jim Shea (@Gator_Navy) April 25, 2019
Naw I’m good
— Alan Clark (@Aclark7769) April 25, 2019
— 🌹Brandon Dowdy🌹 (@BrandonSDowdy) April 25, 2019
— Josh Noble (@br0atmeal) April 25, 2019
— April Kreger (@AprilKreger1) April 25, 2019
Check with the Clinton Foundation
— Mike Spiegler (@spic98) April 25, 2019
Biden when he doesn’t get any small donations: pic.twitter.com/ox2FJXxyIc
— kombuchapapi (@taydunit) April 25, 2019
One twit pledged to donate to Creepy Uncle Joe’s campaign…but only if he performed certain “services” first.
I’ll give you $5 if you sniff my hair and make some reasonably priced shampoo suggestions.
— Bobby Minchew (@bobbyminchewTX) April 25, 2019
I think you should take Bobby up on his offer, Joe. I don’t think you’re going to get very many donations otherwise.