What if an Impeached and Removed Trump Runs Third Party?

Going rogue…

With Jerry Nadler ramping up Phase 1 of The Impeachment Follies set for this coming spring and summer I’ve been thinking about The Worst Case Scenario: twenty (or more) GOP Judas’ vote for removal and El Donaldo hits the highway as the autumn leaves begin to fall.

Now at this point I’m assuming that The Purge stops and President Pence takes the reigns to lame duck his way up to the 2020 election.

But given Pence is tainted by association with The Bad Orange Man the GOP needs to find a Bush or a Romney or some other Establishmentarian to head up the ticket against Kamala & Beto.

Now let’s say that Trump decides not to Go Gentle Into That Goodnight and decides WTF, I’m going the Full Bull Moose here; would you vote for a Trump Third Party?

I know I would and my guess is that probably 20-25 million other Deplorables think like me too.

Because then it really is Uni-Party Blue and Uni-Party Red and I could care less about either one.

As a wise woman once said: “at this point what difference does it make anyway?”

So are there any Spartans who’d be with me & Bobby McGee or would y’all just pack it in?


Editor’s Note:  at this writing The Rumor is The Mule drops his report today. If that’s happened then The Trump Presidency Death Watch has begun in earnest.

Bruno Strozek

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