Porn star Stormy Daniels and professional media whore Michael Avenatti announced their break up on Twitter Tuesday afternoon. Michael Avenatti has said in his statement that he cannot divulge the reasons for the split, but he has implied that it was his decision to cease representing Stormy Daniels.
Of course, Stormy Daniels released her own statement stating that she had retained the services of a different lawyer. This sure makes it seem like mommy and daddy had been fighting for quite some time, and mommy left to be with a new man.
The Daniels/Avenatti power couple had long been seen by many Leftists as the last best hope to impeach President Trump. Somehow the fact that Trump made a perfectly legal payment to Stormy Daniels from his own funds to keep quiet about an alleged affair had been spun into a crime that was going to bring down the entire Trump empire.
Naturally, many Leftists mourned the split.
Thanks for representing her and now it is the end . good to know that you can keep fighting for other clients/victims/survivors.❤️❤️❤️❤️
— June Kelly (@JuneKel98344082) March 12, 2019
You’ve had her back from the beginning & went all out for her, making history along the way. You were a great team. Wishing all the best to all concerned.
— Sharon Taves (@size5Choos) March 12, 2019
awwww. Guess it was going to come to this sooner or later….
— blackpansy (@blackpansy1) March 12, 2019
That’s what she said.
I’m thankful Stormy & Avenatti got the ball rolling on Trumps dirty deeds. Ill continue to be a fan of both parties!
— 🐘 MisFit 🐘 Island 🐘 (@missfitisland) March 12, 2019
Others were, shall we say, less than charitable over the divorce. My guess is they’d prefer to live with mom.
Sounds like the old….. ” you can’t fire me…I quit” speech.
— MarkRCharest (@charest_mark) March 12, 2019
Perhaps with your next client you will concentrate more on the Ethical Cannons, and not on getting on TV. Just a thought.
— Paula Roby (@robypaula) March 12, 2019
Anyone have any idea what an ethical cannon is?
Have to spend too much time dealing with your own legal troubles to represent clients? 😀
— Ills_Tha_Prophet (@ills_ThaProphet) March 12, 2019
This is like arguing who broke up with who. I believe Stormy pulled out 😉
— MatthewS (@mattmann911) March 12, 2019
— Mike (@michaeljashmore) March 12, 2019
Creepy porn lawyer no more, just creepy
— Glenn Amurgis (@gamurgis) March 12, 2019
Don’t worry, Michael. You’ll always be the “Creepy Porn Lawyer” to me.
— Alex Glandorf (@AGlandorf) March 12, 2019
It certainly looks like that doesn’t it?
Any bets on who will win?