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Leftists Mourn The Michael Avenatti Stormy Daniels Divorce

Aww…

Porn star Stormy Daniels and professional media whore Michael Avenatti announced their break up on Twitter Tuesday afternoon. Michael Avenatti has said in his statement that he cannot divulge the reasons for the split, but he has implied that it was his decision to cease representing Stormy Daniels.

Of course, Stormy Daniels released her own statement stating that she had retained the services of a different lawyer. This sure makes it seem like mommy and daddy had been fighting for quite some time, and mommy left to be with a new man.

The Daniels/Avenatti power couple had long been seen by many Leftists as the last best hope to impeach President Trump. Somehow the fact that Trump made a perfectly legal payment to Stormy Daniels from his own funds to keep quiet about an alleged affair had been spun into a crime that was going to bring down the entire Trump empire.

Naturally, many Leftists mourned the split.


That’s what she said.

michael avenatti stormy daniels laugh
You’re welcome, Mr. President…


Others were, shall we say, less than charitable over the divorce. My guess is they’d prefer to live with mom.


Anyone have any idea what an ethical cannon is?


Don’t worry, Michael. You’ll always be the “Creepy Porn Lawyer” to me.


It certainly looks like that doesn’t it?

Any bets on who will win?

 
Radius

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Radius refuses to post a bio. Website bios simply serve to prop up the cis-gendered patriarchy of the manocentric maleocracy. Also we must #Resist Trump because racism I guess.

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