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Trump’s Border Wall killed your Tax Refund is the coming Donk Talking Point

Given how quickly the Political World moves in The Age of Trump there’s a very good chance that this post is Old Newz by the time it crosses your eyeballs.

Nonetheless, we here at Sparta Report endeavor to persevere even in the face of such massive odds.

So Let It Be Known From This Day Forth that the coming Democrat Fear Cudgel to be wielded against Trump in the Border Wall & Shutdown Battle will be the attempt to Instill The Fear that come April 15 (or sooner) your federal tax refund check will be Held Hostage by the Bad Orange Man.

Never mind that if the Federal Government, whose primary duty is to Insure the Domestic Tranquility and Provide for the Common Defense, is unable to do either because it cannot perform the simple basic task of securing the nation’s border from breech by illegal entry thereby begging the question as to why perchance are taxes being levied by such an entity anyway?

I mean if a nation/state has no definitive and secured borders then does that nation/state even exist as a legitimate tax-collecting entity?

I know.

EDITORS NOTE:

Let it be known from this day forth that the above written sentiment is a joke, a bad joke and nothing but a joke.  When the next Democrat Administration re-weaponizes the IRS be it known that the sniveling and spineless staff here at Sparta Report were only poorly (very poorly) attempting to crack wise though we failed miserably and we now prostate ourselves at the collective feet of Our Munificent Overlords.

While some unanswerable questions may not be not welcome in other quarters, for all intents and purpose we here at Sparta Report believe the IRS is fair, just and necessary, an all-powerful yet merciful organization – you’re darn tootin’.

You betcha.

At any rate, watch for the Democrats and their Media Allies to pivot to the potential for tax refund delays as The Crisis du Jour in the next few days.

You heard it here first.

Or maybe not, depending…

 

(Also, Doomberg really wrote this and used Bruno’s name just to try and get linked at Whatfinger…)

 

SHUT IT DOWN!

 

 


 

 
Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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