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Timeshare: Politico Alum wants 10,000 volunteers to trade “A Day of Life” to keep Justice Ginsberg on SCOTUS

Call it the Ultimate Timeshare Scam: former Politico writer Roger Simon recently floated the idea that if a king grand’s worth of souls would just make a minor deal with The Grim Reaper the Supreme Court could be saved from the clutches of the Bad Orange Man:

If it were possible, would you subtract one day off your life and add it to Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s life for one extra day of good health? If just 10,000 people did this, it would add 27 productive years to her life.

Always alert to The Possibilities, Your Uncle Bruno offer’s his services as a Life Transfer Facilitator to those Desperate Leftists who wish to make The Ultimate Contribution.

For a simple Finder’s Fee of $100 (green cash American money) per day donated, Your Uncle Bruno will serve as Your Advocate in the Court of Father Time and make the case why you need one less day in exchange for Justice Ginsburg getting one more.

Send an envelope containing your name, date of birth, anticipated Date of Death and stuffed with a count of crisp one hundred dollar bills matching the number of days you wish to donate to:

Uncle Bruno

Life Transfer Facilitator

c/o Sparta Report

No checks from The Unbalanced accepted…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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