Call it the Ultimate Timeshare Scam: former Politico writer Roger Simon recently floated the idea that if a king grand’s worth of souls would just make a minor deal with The Grim Reaper the Supreme Court could be saved from the clutches of the Bad Orange Man:
If it were possible, would you subtract one day off your life and add it to Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s life for one extra day of good health? If just 10,000 people did this, it would add 27 productive years to her life.
Always alert to The Possibilities, Your Uncle Bruno offer’s his services as a Life Transfer Facilitator to those Desperate Leftists who wish to make The Ultimate Contribution.
For a simple Finder’s Fee of $100 (green cash American money) per day donated, Your Uncle Bruno will serve as Your Advocate in the Court of Father Time and make the case why you need one less day in exchange for Justice Ginsburg getting one more.
Send an envelope containing your name, date of birth, anticipated Date of Death and stuffed with a count of crisp one hundred dollar bills matching the number of days you wish to donate to:
Life Transfer Facilitator
c/o Sparta Report
No checks from The Unbalanced accepted…