Nickname Meme Mania! Say Hello to Kamala Marx!

As a public service to President Trump we here at Sparta Report do humbly submit what will probably be the First of Many suggested nicknames for Donk Prez hopeful Senator Kamala Harris (D-CA):

Kamala Marx

Now look, we know we’re Rank Amateurs on this playing field.

President Trump is the Universal Galactic Troll Master of the accurate and insulting moniker game having christened Crooked Hillary, Low Energy Jeb, Little Marco and Lyin’ Ted to pick just a few from The Greatest Hits platter.

Still, it’s never to early to try and lend El Donaldo a helping hand for Campaign 2020.

And Full Disclosure: Sparta’s own Arcade Hero gets full credit for Kamala Marx.

Your Uncle Bruno’s contribution – Karlmarxa Harris was a bit too unwieldy and windy.

But Kamala Marx – that’s almost Trumpian: short, hits the right note on Harris’ progressive politics and has just enough looniness to make it sticky.

Of course The Don probably already has a suitingly snarky and hilarious handle for Senator Harris already waiting in the on-deck circle should she move into the win, place or show tier of Donk hopefuls.

But still, a little crowd-sourcing can’t really hurt and getting an early jump on the Meme Wagon is why Al Gore invented The Internets in the first place…

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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