As a public service to President Trump we here at Sparta Report do humbly submit what will probably be the First of Many suggested nicknames for Donk Prez hopeful Senator Kamala Harris (D-CA):
Now look, we know we’re Rank Amateurs on this playing field.
President Trump is the Universal Galactic Troll Master of the accurate and insulting moniker game having christened Crooked Hillary, Low Energy Jeb, Little Marco and Lyin’ Ted to pick just a few from The Greatest Hits platter.
Still, it’s never to early to try and lend El Donaldo a helping hand for Campaign 2020.
And Full Disclosure: Sparta’s own Arcade Hero gets full credit for Kamala Marx.
Your Uncle Bruno’s contribution – Karlmarxa Harris was a bit too unwieldy and windy.
But Kamala Marx – that’s almost Trumpian: short, hits the right note on Harris’ progressive politics and has just enough looniness to make it sticky.
Of course The Don probably already has a suitingly snarky and hilarious handle for Senator Harris already waiting in the on-deck circle should she move into the win, place or show tier of Donk hopefuls.
But still, a little crowd-sourcing can’t really hurt and getting an early jump on the Meme Wagon is why Al Gore invented The Internets in the first place…